Dearest Aunty Ngozi,

How you dey? I must confess that you have been doing an impressive job on your column. Initially, I was pissed off by the solutions you proffered to peoples' numerous problems. However, after reading the Disclaimer at the bottom of this webpage and seeing that I have to be "really crazy to take your advice", I smiled and understood what your column was all about. For example, I was thrilled by the advice you gave to someone who wanted to give his girlfriend a good "organism"(lol!). I really want to appreciate the fantastic work you are doing. I may not know who you are but I can conclude (rightly or wrongly) that you are a serious-minded, brillant,  not-old woman (by the way, where on earth did you coin the name, "Agony Aunty"?)  

My prayer for you is this: Any force that is against what you do here shall DIE BY FIRE!!! I rebuke every spirit that is against the entertainment I get from this website (**shakes head vigorously and stretches right hand forward in "deliverance style"**).

Happy Valentine and best wishes.

Your Fanatic Fan,

Uche, Owerri.