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I don't know how to approach a girl
 

I don’t know how to approach a girl


– Abdul

My reply

Dear Abdul,


Maybe start with some manners.


You did not bother addressing me, greeting me, acknowledging me in any way. You just jumped, fia, into your request. Can we even call it that? You do not know how to approach a girl, so what should I do about that? Cry? Bleach my skin? Put Brazilian join Peruvian carry for head?


There is something in evolutionary theory called natural selection. Maybe your not knowing how to approach a girl is just nature’s way of saying ‘biko, leave girls alone.’


Aunty Ngozi


P.S: I am not suggesting you approach boys instead o! Prison will not fit me. I can’t shout. 
 
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