Titi,

Find any old £5 note and give it to him. Blessed are those who breakeven; they shall never be labeled gold-digger.

Aunty Ngozi

P.S: It use to make my body boil when girls fall my hand like this. You mean in this time and age you are still waiting for man to buy you shoes? Shoo? As in? And you are listening to your sister telling you to drop handsome man in this time of scarcity? Look ehn, ‘generous’ men are plenty and easy to find: They full ground for Abuja - if you think the receiver if stolen money is not as guilty as the politician who stole the money, but handsome men are in very limited supply; they are a scare commodity! If you like don’t go and make your own money and be waiting for one male child to be using kobo kobo to oppress himself. £75 shoes! You even fall your hand for revealing that piece of information: your taste must be dodgy for £75 shoes to be exciting you! Is it from Primax or TK Maxx?  Don’t make me vex this afternoon o! Shio! Ish. Nonsense. I have even vexed!