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11 year old offers to teach government agencies how to 'open' FREE Facebook accounts

31 Jan 2012

11 year old offers to teach government agencies how to 'open' FREE Facebook accounts

Most expensive Facebook fan page in the world!


 

Abuja – Following revelation that the Director General of the National Sports Commission, Mr Patrick Ekeji, spent N1.2m getting a Facebook account for his agency, an enterprising young man has approached the Federal government with a proposal to train civil servants on how to setup FREE Facebook accounts.


As part of his proposal, the 11 year old also plans to teach government workers how to setup free Twitter, Bebo, and LinkedIn accounts.


He is also offered to give free complementary training on how to set up a free Nairaland account.


In related news, publishers of the Guinness book of Records are currently considering recognizing the NSC Facebook fan page as the most expensive Facebook page in history.


- Joe Aibozaw
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chido On 2/9/2012 3:44:29 PM
dem go soon kill us all, dose people? Chipu!
Klets cletus obi On 2/3/2012 3:23:58 PM
Anything is possible in Nigeria.
Xtreme On 2/2/2012 2:09:15 AM
Have they hacked sahara reporters? Why 2010 news?
Chibuzor On 2/1/2012 1:58:36 PM
Thank you. I have confirmed it. I don tire for this country especially as nothing will come out of it. Wazobia, please carry on with your satire and make us laugh in all these madness. make person no die of heart attack jo!
Chibuzor On 1/31/2012 11:24:58 AM
I know this site is about satire, but seriously did Patrick Ekeji claim to have paid money to open a Facebook account? Publisher, please confirm oh. This one is not funny at all
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