Diplomatic crisis as Brazilian exchange students refuse to sleep in Unilag Female Hostel

28 Sep 2011

Diplomatic crisis as Brazilian exchange students refuse to sleep in Unilag Female Hostel

Don’t be flaunting that hair in Nigeria, girl. Photo: JoelCgarcia


 


Lagos - Nigeria is currently embroiled in a diplomatic stand-off with Brazil over an incidence that occurred at the University of Lagos.


Female students from Brazil who are part of a one year exchange programme at the university, refused to stay in the hostel accommodations provided for them on campus even after school authorities provided generating sets for the rooms, installed air-conditioner units, and equipped the rooms with water purifiers, DSTV, internet access and working telephone lines.


The foreign students turned down the rooms and asked instead for accommodation in any of the reputable five star Hotels in Lagos.


The Nigerian programme coordinator refused, telling them that their Nigerian counterparts in Brazil had settled down into the student accommodations provided for them in Brazil so there was no reason the Brazilians shouldn't stay in Moremi Hall in Unilag.

Unbeknown to authorities, the foreign students contacted their Embassy claiming that they were in fear for their lives and this led to Interpol agents being called in to 'rescue' the Brazilians from Unilag.

This has now resulted in a tense exchange of words between officials of the two countries but the Brazilians are unrelenting in their decision to remove their citizens from University of Lagos and from the exchange programme.

Speaking from the Brazilian embassy in Lagos, one of the rescued girls explained why she and her fellow exchange students were afraid for their lives.

According to her, during their induction, when they first arrived in Unilag, they noticed that a lot of Nigerian girls had Brazilian hair on their heads.

This did not alarm them and they even found it amusing when they learnt that women were willing to pay as much as $2000 for the hair of their compatriots.

What gave them concern however, was when they learnt that Nigerians are fond of using black magic to remove such intimate body parts as sex organs from their fellow Nigerians - for the sake of money.

And to make matters worse, when they started mixing with their hosts, they noticed that more than a few Nigerian female students demonstrated 'more than casual' interest in their hair.

At this point they really became afraid.

They reasoned that if Nigerians can steal each other’s sex organs and if Brazilian hair is an expensive and highly sort after commodity, then sleeping in a Nigerian female hostel can only be asking for trouble.

As of the time of going to press, efforts were being made by school authorities to allay the fears of the Brazilian students and to avert what could become a major international incidence.

Measures being considered by the University VC include banning the fixing of human hair or asking residents of Moremi Hall to sign an undertaking that they will not employ any tactics, physical or spiritual, to harvest the hairs of their Brazilian guests.


-Jowo Mabinu




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Curtis On 02/04/2012 22:49:43
I actually used black magic to steal a Brazilian girls ass and I now use it as my pillow.
Anon On 07/10/2011 14:52:18
Chioma I think ur comments add to the comedy of the entire situation. Pls dont reserve your comments. Kindy enlighten us Madam Google Scholar! Oh! by the way, please see below for exerpts from the line just beneath the "post" command:

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Cheers! Had a healthy laugh over u working urself up over this though...

Go Brazilian hair!! Abeg, meanwhile i'm half caste and happy to be kidnapped when they are ready!

Kingsley from port harcourt On 04/10/2011 11:09:58
I share the view of Chioma on this brazillian hair report issue, please let bad mouth and rumour mongers leave Nigerians alone, we are not evil as people think. We are very religious, hospitable and God fearing in Nigera. We have better things to think about than brazillian hair, i beg spare us all this crap, i sick and tired of pot calling kettle black, Unilag is one Nigerias finest university and we should project that university in good light and not evil.
nnebe juliet On 30/09/2011 21:13:37
dis funny
ZUUUU On 29/09/2011 17:06:57
LOL...menance of brazillian hair...!!
AHMED On 29/09/2011 15:20:54
I LOVE WAZOBIA, YOU PEOPLE ARE THE BEST
leo On 29/09/2011 14:48:59
it is a satire.

Anon On 28/09/2011 11:45:03
This is funny!
Anon On 28/09/2011 11:44:26
Y'all are stupid if you come to Wazobia report for real news! The name first off is wazobia report...
randomguy On 28/09/2011 11:33:11
chioma, hold ur horses (and comments), OK? there's a disclaimer beneath the ''post'' button, did u read it b4 submitting ur post?
lima On 28/09/2011 11:02:23
My word! Wonders shall never cease. they should go back to Brazil and the exchange students from Nigeria, should come back home. Abi na by force? I'm laughing my a.. off though.
Duru On 28/09/2011 10:28:26
This is Hillarious

maggy On 28/09/2011 10:06:44
This makes no sense in any way I just believe its a joke.
chioma On 28/09/2011 09:13:09
This is non sensical! It's something of pride if you have something worth spending for. Why are Nigerians in Brazil not complainig or do you think that they have nothing to complain about? That is adaptation. Would staying in a five star hotel prevent the disappearance of their hair and organs? Oh! please! spare me the crap. This is a case of pot calling kettle black. We all know the story of brazil and crime rates. Google is here to assist you if you encounter difficulties. I actually reserved a whole lot of comments. Please don't force me to let it out.
boma briggs On 28/09/2011 08:49:06
Please. Someone should tell me that this is a joke!
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