Edo State rainmakers given Royal wedding invitation

29 Apr 2011

Edo State rainmakers given Royal wedding invitation
Organisers are taking no chances

 


London - Famed rainmakers from Edo State in Nigeria have been invited to England to attend the Royal wedding.

Despite what some have descried as the rude snubbing of Nigerian big men like Obasanjo and Atiku, the House of Windsor has invited the Edo State indegenes to the wedding ceremony of their Prince William to his Kate Middleton, and even made arrangements to accommodate them in Windsor Castle.

It is also being reported that said rainmakers will be offered full British citizenships if the skies over England refuse to let fall their rain over the duration of the Royal wedding.

Speaking to reporters after he picked up his multiple-entry visa affixed passport from the British embassy in Lagos, the leader of the rainmakers, one Osarobo Enogie, said:


"Yes, we have all of us been invited to come there and checkmate any attempt for the rain to descend down that day."


Mr Enogie however refused to explain why people who purport to hold the rain are called rainmakers instead of rain-holders.

And so it is that a band of sorcerers will be representing Nigeria at the Royal wedding. While some have called this an insult on Nigeria as a nation, others are just grateful that the invitation wasn't given to the First Lady instead.

- Jowo Mabinu, reporting for wazobiareport.com


 




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MAKYLAH OVIAWE On 6/12/2011 10:27:59 PM
SOME BODY JUST TOLD ME THAT WE HAVE TO HAVE STRENGHT TO TO THIS THEY ARE SUCH IDIOT BYE THE COMMENT THAT I SAID BEFORE SCARTHC IT OFFF NOWWW.
igai On 5/25/2011 1:07:43 PM
you people are so foolish.what kind of rain maker.you think the white are foolish like you?keep that your dirty mount close.i can as set up my web and write any things i like in the compu. net.
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