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Federal Republic of Nigeria expels People Republic from The Union

17 Jan 2011

Federal Republic of Nigeria expels People Republic from The Union
The tale of two Nations

 

Abuja – The Federal Republic of Nigeria has concluded plans to expel the People’s Republic from the union.

The Peoples republic of Nigeria is said to have become a serious nuisance and is widely blamed for cramping the Federal Republic’s style.

The main distinction between the two, close but yet far apart nations, was first outlined by reputed scholar and social critic, Okey Ndibe.

It has been established that citizenship of the Federal Republic is reserved strictly for individuals with incomes over a million dollars a month, while citizenship of the Peoples Republic is absolutely free.

The ruling council of the Federal Republic are said to have met and decided to deal with the pest that the People’s Republic has become.

“They walk around smelling and sweating with no perfume or nice clothes, and they disturb us for jobs,” complained a citizen of the Federal Republic. “They should all go away with their unpolished culture and their rowdy behaviour and leave us in peace,” he further stated.

In order not to raise suspicion, the ruling council of the elite Federal Republic are said to have decided to meet for final deliberations under the pretext of the PDP national convention.

Here, it is reported, the plans were finalized to expel the People’s Republic from the Federal Republic once and for all, so the elites can finally rest.

Citizens of the People’s Republic are said to be completely helpless at this point and unable to react as they have no real ruling council and thus cannot represent or advance their interest on a large scale.

They are said to have embraced the trickle down philosophy of Reganomics, and thus have no idea what is coming to them.

- By Owi the J.town boy
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No 1 groupie chic On 3/9/2011 10:25:06 PM
Owi, you make my boring 9-5 a lot less horrible. I love your humor and I love your mind.

Keep up the good work guys
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