IBB OBJ fight: IBB wins with single text message

22 Aug 2011

IBB OBJ fight: IBB wins with single text message

Battle of the Geriatric Generals


 


Ota Farm - IBB has floored OBJ in the current war of words between the two retired Generals and former rulers of Nigeria.

Citizens of Nigeria have been waiting and watching with bated breath, hoping that one or both of the geriatric generals will finally expose a sensitive secret about the other. But hopes of this have now been dashed.

According to an aide to General Olusegun Obasanjo, late yesterday night his boss received a text message from IBB.

The message, according to the aide, read:

"After I resigned I didn't need to work again. You, you resign and you still need to be a farmer. Tell me, who is the failure?"

The aide claims that since receiving the text, OBJ has been walking round his farm looking pensive and sighing heavily each time anyone asked him if he was ok.

- Jowo Mabinu




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pure jokes! On 9/4/2011 8:49:06 PM
People don't take this site too serious oh!its all pure jokes!anytime I want to laugh,I come and read the latest 'news'.lollllll.nice one guys.keep 'em coming!
mayor On 9/1/2011 4:55:11 PM
both of dem hv shown examples of bad leaders,ibb entered obj,i dont still c when he is still working,i dont know where their money is going to,i hope dey can receive christ,it is nt too late
nyto On 8/29/2011 1:49:40 PM
ibb is the bastard here....why wud he need to work again after all he embezzeled? he's just been an unreasonable old fool!
Solo On 8/27/2011 8:04:06 PM
Dat one na craz
Anita On 8/25/2011 5:45:56 PM
Ha ha ha! The battle of fools.
mike On 8/24/2011 7:27:55 PM
i think IBB is a dumb, useless
Udeme On 8/24/2011 3:32:55 PM
Self ego s pride. Ibb shud no ds. 4 d fact obj went back 2 d farm, shows he has hand work, irrespective of his lootins. But were or wat does ibb fal back 2? E dey jealous cos obj rule twice n him 1s.
mrmayor On 8/23/2011 10:18:22 AM
People are taking wazobia too seriously, the news is not real. just enjoy the humour, this made my day, had a good hearty laff.
concerned citizen On 8/23/2011 8:31:20 AM
guys are u not noticing IBB's statement....that he didn't need to work again...invariably saying being a thief in Nigeria is a good thing. Haba can u imagine the terrible mentality nigerians have.....God help us..this is the bane of our problem in this country...mtscheeeeeew!
Obi On 8/23/2011 1:46:44 AM
Wazobia, make una mind una sef oh. Some mumu dey really believe una oh.
EZIOKWU. On 8/23/2011 12:54:49 AM
OBG AND IBB, I BEG U GUYS TO GIVE UR LIFE TO JESUS CHRIST NOW THAT U HAV THE CHANCE AND TIME PLS.....DO U KNOW Y? BECAUSE THAT GREAT MAN CALLED JESUS STILL LOVES U BOTH, THATS THE REASON U ARE STILL ALIVE TODAY. PLS POST THIS TO THEM. TELL THEM THAT THE COMING OF THE LORD IS AT HAND.REMEMBER.......JESUS LOVES YOU BOTH!!!!!!!
mr nigeria On 8/22/2011 7:05:17 PM
IBB AND OBJ ARE BOTH FAILURE TO THE WHOLE NATION NIGERIA AND THE WHOLE AFRICAN. BOTH OF THEM WILL DIE LIKE A CHIKEN
Charide On 8/22/2011 1:41:59 PM
Looking at the current Nigeria situation I really dont find this funny as it seems to imply being a thief is okay by Nigerian standards.
I guess not many will interpret it like I have which makes the situation of our great counrty sad.

Ali(Enugu) On 8/22/2011 12:37:54 PM
If i be obasanjo, i will burn down ota farm.
Kai....IBB sabi yab ooo!!!

Okeychuks On 8/22/2011 9:44:46 AM
Am enjoying it but i will enjoy it more if dey engage themselves in physical combat.......cos its getting intresting.
donbarry On 8/22/2011 9:24:32 AM
una no go kill person
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