Nigeria to have more pastors than congregation in 20 years, CAN warns

15 Jun 2011

Nigeria to have more pastors than congregation in 20 years, CAN warns

 By the grace of God, me too I will have my own private jet, amen. 
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Lagos - Leadership of CAN have today warned that at the current rate of intake into schools of missionary studies, there will soon be more pastors in Nigeria than church members for them to pastor over.


“We estimate twenty years or less,” said one of the leaders.


It is not yet clear why many young men and women are choosing to become pastors, but there is growing concern amongst Church elders who fear that if everyone becomes a pastor, there will be no need for churches anymore.


This hypothetical situation, should it ever occur, will present a truly worrisome dilemma because the Bible offers no instructions on what to do when everyone has become a pastor.


“To deprive oneself of worldly pleasures and do Gods’ work is really rather commendable,” said a Church elder. “Why so many young people are choosing this life of humble existence is beyond us but we give all praise to God.”


A young convert to Christianity - who is also studying to become a pastor - said that his ambition to one day pastor over his own church has nothing to do with reports in the news of Nigerian Billionaire pastors.


“I have no desire for material things,” he said. “My calling is simply to spread the word to all the corners of the world, visiting the people and ministering to them. If a private jet makes the job easier to do, then so be it.”


-  Jowo Mabinu




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GERALD On 4/25/2014 9:30:42 AM
BRETHREN I WONDER WHY NAIJA IS DECAYING WITH ALL D HULLABALOOS ABOUT CHURCHES, NA WHO BE D BAD ONES SHEBI NA D ONES WEY NO GO CHURCH? WE DON DEY CHOP FROG DEY CALL AM CIKEN ABI?
Muse aliyu On 12/3/2013 2:59:12 PM
What is the different betweet conman and a pastor, same same both pastors and conmen are same while pastors are legalized conmen, the other is not legalize.





saidu ibrahim On 7/30/2013 9:12:17 PM
dear nigerian fastor, ihave mami water in my body how i cant cover this my problens more them 30 years naw. so that s my commat to you??????
Austine On 2/7/2013 11:10:49 AM
It's wel,ooh wit my soul
obie On 1/15/2012 11:28:58 PM
is there an airport in your village mr pastor? why not ride a bicycle to the hinterlands and preach the gospel they so desperately need to hear. leave the americas to td jakes and co,you cant preach the gospel to americans any better than american pastors are already doing.your house cannot be on fire and you are busy dousing the inferno elsewhere.charity begins at home.if you fail at home,you cannot possibly succeed elsewhere.lets be honest to ourselves.
Omooba On 6/15/2011 6:02:02 PM
See as my yeye pilot dey pose with my car
Onyin On 6/15/2011 5:45:46 PM
Wazobia report u will not kill me with laughter o!
Funmi On 6/15/2011 6:40:38 AM
Post script: Forgot to mention that P-A-S-T-O-R, these days, is another word for F-R-A-U-D.
Funmi On 6/15/2011 6:38:39 AM
Ingenious and simply hillarious. Now, if only I can get to start my own church which has been in the offing for decades. Jowo (please), Mr. Jowo Mabinu, can you help me before congregants all become pastors?
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