Vampire dies of AIDS in Lagos

Lagos - Female students of the University of Lagos, Akoka, are now able to stroll about their campus at night without fear of the vampire that has been preying on them.

For sometime now, the undead being had made the University its hunting ground.

A lot of students were lured by its supernatural powers such as its Rolex wristwatch, its black Range Rover Sport, and its mansion in Ikoyi.

With these powers it was able to entice a lot of young girls. It disguised itself as a normal man, visiting the campus at night and seducing young students whose blood he needed to survive.

Not one girl thought to ask him why he only came at night, or why even at that time he still wore dark shades like a Nigerian male musician.

But it's reign of terror came to an abrupt end when it seduced and sucked the blood of a HIV/AIDS infected year two student of mass-communications.

"Yes, I can confirm that a rich man we were formally treating for HIV/AIDS related complications has now sadly passed away," said a doctor at a private Hospital in Ikoyi, Lagos, where the vampire had been convalescing, "but as far as I can tell, he is not a vampire or anything like that. He's was just another very very wealthy man."

Despite the conspiracy of denial surrounding the vampire's death, news of its demise has now reached America and Hollywood directors are now forced to rethink their vampire infestation plots. 

- Earl Gray, for wazobiareport.com