America's Dog the Bounty Hunter to hunt down Mamman NUR

Abuja – Efforts are being intensified by the Federal Government to hunt down, capture and punish the evil cowards behind recent terrorist attacks on the Nation.

New initiatives to defeat the terrorists include the issuing of new vehicle license plates and divers licenses, banning Nigerians under 25 from driving at night, and most recently, calling on the star of popular American TV show, Dog the Bounty Hunter, to hunt down and capture Mamman NUR, the mastermind behind the UN Building attack.

Sources in government explained that outsourcing the capture of Mamman NUR to Mr Dog is in no way admission that the Nation's security forces are incapable of doing the job. It is simply in line with government’s policy of privatisation.

Similarly, the hiring of Israeli secret service agents to protect the president should not be taken as lack of confidence in the SSS. It is merely a gesture of international cooperation.

Mr Dog and his team are expected to arrive in Nigeria shortly, along with a TV crew that will follow them about as they shakedown the usual suspects and follow clues that will lead them to Mamman NUR.

Unlike US president Obama who refused to release the video of the NAVY Seals dealing with Osama Bin Laden, President GEJ has through his spokesman assured Nigerians and the international community that the video of Mammam NUR's capture will be released for the whole world to see.

-       Mamba Dudu