Attempt to gain fame through Fashion Police backfires on Omotola

22 Feb 2011

Attempt to gain fame through Fashion Police backfires on Omotola
Must all women be lepah?

 


Hollywood – Rather than praise one of their own for ‘attending’ the Grammys, bad-belle Nigerians are busy running amok saying spiteful things about star actress, singer, mother of four, wife, and Nigeria’s own sexy child, Omosexy Omotola Jalade Ekeinde.

Jealous Nigerians have seized upon her un-airbrushed picture taken on the red carpet at the event to spread disparaging comments about her sense of style and to question her decency.

“What is the matter with Nigerians?” Asked a fellow guest who attended the event, “Why can’t they just be happy for one of their own for ‘attending’ the Grammys?”

But ‘unhappy’ aptly describes the anonymous Nigerians who have been posting evil comments online about the Actress. A particularly hurtful, anonymous, Nollywood has-been, actress who also commented on Omotola’s Grammy appearance, said: “That is the dress she wore in her very first movie when she was still slim! Shoo? See as her tummy big? She get belle or na awuf wey dem serve for the place wey fall her hand so?”

Bad-belle people should now all shut up, as it has been revealed that Omotola’s ‘appearance’ at the Award ceremony was nothing but a calculated strategy.

It is reported that Omosexy dressed that way to attract the attention of Joan Rivers of the E-show.

On advice from her American publicists who convinced her that bad publicity is good publicity, the J-lo of Nigeria went to the Grammys dressed as a pre-teen.

It was hoped that Joan Rivers would ridicule her on international TV thus buying her loads of free publicity, but unfortunately for the Nollywood Queen, only A-list stars are ever dissed on the show, and when they discuss outfits, the dresses have to have been made by world Renowned Designers.

Reports indicate that Omotola may have better luck next year as plans are on the way for her to either hook up with Hugh Hefner, cause a major international scandal, or finally releases an album that Airtel can promote. In the meantime she is reportedly worried over threats from Nigerian women who are afraid she may allow their husbands to place their hands on her bum.

- Siobahn, reporting for wazobiareport.com.



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sexybaby On 3/14/2011 8:52:45 PM
no comment omotola....but next time akara is better.
Naija Person On 3/14/2011 7:47:05 PM
She looks so cute in that dress... awesome...
Lagosgal On 3/14/2011 6:24:40 PM
the man is her husband's friend,if the pilot is tired
the co-pilot will take over.she went to the Oscar to disgrace her self,a well designed ankara would have been better than the rubbish she had on.she went to show her bra and to have a co-pilot touch her bum.shame on her.

Lagosgal On 3/14/2011 4:54:59 PM
the man is her husband's friend,if the pilot is tired
the co-pilot will take over.she went to the Oscar to disgrace her self,a well designed ankara would have been better than the rubbish she had on.she went to show her bra and to have a co-pilot touch her bum.shame on her.

Fine Boy Rich Boy On 2/22/2011 1:37:53 PM
I also want to place my hand on Omotola's bum! (Weeping)
Lasgidi Big Boyz On 2/22/2011 10:43:26 AM
All this bad belle people sef, at least d Obobo-Omosexy try.She fly her sef go yankee and come get iv to attend grammy. Dis one no b Hip Hop awards.
Make we count how many naija acts don try like dis apart from world famous Keke and D1.

Bakassi Police On 2/22/2011 10:14:40 AM
WHy is that man's hand on her huge Bakassi??????? Did he pay for it?????????????
Ossy On 2/22/2011 8:40:34 AM
This is so funny. I've been wondering why she let that guy put his hand on her ass, isn't she supposed to be married or was it the excitement of the event. Lol. And that dress, showing her lower humps; that big stomach and large behind, she should have picked something else to wear and not her nightgown hahaha
mariya On 2/22/2011 7:57:29 AM
Lol! I dnt think that is wat will make naija men start placing there hands on otherr's bum! Plus aren't dey doing tht already. Lol. I say Goodluck OMOSEXY.
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